world news daily report Archives

Did a Man Fake Being Deaf and Dumb for 62 Years to Avoid Listening to His Wife?

8 March 2019 - There have to be easier ways to ensure domestic tranquility.

Was a Retirement Home Raided by the FBI for Running an Elderly Fight Club?

28 January 2019 - Breaking up non-existent elderly fight clubs at retirement homes does not appear to be an FBI priority.

Were Members of a ‘Midget Crime Gang’ Suspected of 55 Break-Ins?

17 January 2019 - Once fake news, always fake news.

Did a Priest Need Surgery to Remove a Crucifix from His Rectum?

11 January 2019 - Junk news in, junk news out.

Did a Chinese Lunar Rover Find No Evidence of American Moon Landings?

4 January 2019 - "These recent discoveries could strangely give credence to conspiracy theorists who have claimed for decades that America had never gone to the moon."

Did a Teacher High on Meth Strip Naked in Class and Bite Two Students?

7 December 2018 - This is what happens now that the "Just Say No" campaign ended.

Did a Man Sue Dyson After Being Partially Emasculated by a Vacuum Cleaner?

6 December 2018 - Not so much a cautionary tale as a nightmarish scenario made up out of whole cloth.

Did a Texas Man Confess to Kidnapping 79 People While Disguised as an Alien?

6 December 2018 - We're still not sure why dressing as an alien is necessary for engaging in this activity.

Did a Man Start Crashing His Car After Receiving a Woman’s Brain in a Transplant?

30 November 2018 - Tired sexist stereotypes and miscaptioned photographs don't make "satire" any more appealing.

Did Canadians Face a Major Donut Shortage After the First Day of Cannabis Legalization?

22 October 2018 - "Tim Hortons in seven different provinces were forced to close earlier than usual for lack of staff and the shortage of donuts and pastries."