Did a Teacher High on Meth Strip Naked in Class and Bite Two Students?
7 December 2018 - This is what happens now that the "Just Say No" campaign ended.
Tagged "world news daily report"
Did a Man Sue Dyson After Being Partially Emasculated by a Vacuum Cleaner?
6 December 2018 - Not so much a cautionary tale as a nightmarish scenario made up out of whole cloth.
Did a Texas Man Confess to Kidnapping 79 People While Disguised as an Alien?
6 December 2018 - We're still not sure why dressing as an alien is necessary for engaging in this activity.
Did a Man Start Crashing His Car After Receiving a Woman’s Brain in a Transplant?
30 November 2018 - Tired sexist stereotypes and miscaptioned photographs don't make "satire" any more appealing.
Did Canadians Face a Major Donut Shortage After the First Day of Cannabis Legalization?
22 October 2018 - "Tim Hortons in seven different provinces were forced to close earlier than usual for lack of staff and the shortage of donuts and pastries."
Did a ‘Pro-Choice Activist’ Set a World Record by Getting Her 27th Abortion?
11 October 2018 - A long-running junk news site used a legitimate stock photo for another one of its "satirical" stories.
Did a Woman Sue Samsung After Her Cellphone Got Stuck in Her Vagina?
24 September 2018 - People sue over the oddest things, but this scenario is probably not actionable.
Was a Man Freed After Outliving a 99-Year Prison Sentence for Horse Theft?
19 July 2018 - We're still waiting for someone to live out the entirety of a 99-year prison sentence.
Was a Nevada Morgue Employee Arrested for Pimping Out Corpses for Sex?
17 July 2018 - A bizarre story posited that a Nevada morgue employee found an inventive way to combine two prominent business areas: death and sex.
Did a Babysitter Tie a One-Month-Old to a Ceiling Fan for 26 Hours?
16 July 2018 - A flippant and fabricated article about a genuinely horrific subject is an example of the worst of junk news.
Was a New Zealand Farmer Arrested for Selling Sheep as Sex Slaves to the Islamic State?
29 May 2018 - A "satirical" article that manages to malign Islam, New Zealanders, and sheep all in the same breath has been making the rounds since 2017.
Was a Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200,000 of Manure on the Lawn of His Former Boss?
15 May 2018 - A man has not been arrested after he used lottery money to get revenge on his former boss.
