Juvenilia

Hot Dog Lover
  • 8 November 2013
A coed's intimate encounter with a frozen hot dog brings her to the emergency room.
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Hot Dog Lover
Broom Death
  • 8 November 2013
Did a coed die pleasuring herself with a broom?
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Broom Death
Bottled Up
  • 28 October 2009
Girl ends up in ER after the bottle she's been pleasuring herself with becomes stuck.
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Bottled Up
Lipstick on the Bathroom Mirror
  • 23 September 2007
How a school principal convinced girls not to leave lipstick marks on washroom mirrors.
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Lipstick on the Bathroom Mirror
Rat’s All, Folks
  • 19 July 2007
Man hammers nails into penis, pours Coca-Cola on it, and rats eat it.
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Rat’s All, Folks
Mayo Clinic
  • 8 July 2007
Mayonnaise used for sex play attracts maggots.
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Mayo Clinic
Bear Naked
  • 8 July 2007
Fused lovers are eaten by bear.
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Bear Naked
Live lobster
Lobster Love
  • 26 January 2000
A juvenile account of a woman who was infested with shrimp after masturbating with a...
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Lobster Love