Jes’ Plain Jokes Archives

Child's Note to Sailors Rumor: A child's Christmas letter to a sailor misinterprets the sounds of his mother's sexual...

Landmine Check A newscaster mistakenly assumes that wives in a Middle Eastern country now walk ahead of...

General Motors Replies to Bill Gates General Motors responds to Bill Gates' comparison of advances in computing to the automotive industry?

Dead Donkey Raffle City boy turns a profit by raffling off dead donkey to country folk?

Churchill Cruise Ship Quip Winston Churchill quipped that he preferred traveling on Italian cruise ships because 'there is none...

Grenade-Throwing Quarterback Was a Super Bowl quarterback formerly a foreign soldier who could toss grenades well?

Boat Trailer Blonde The story of a blonde and her boat at Lake Isabella.

Windshield Washer Robbers Is a naked woman distracting drivers by washing their windshields while her partner robs the...

Rescuing Richard Nixon Did a good samaritan once rescue a drowning Richard Nixon?

Hydrogen Beer Are those crazy Japanese getting high on hydrogen beer?

Snow Job Newscaster inadvertently makes sexually suggestive comment regarding an amount of snowfall?

Vanilla Pudding at Sperm Bank Thieves break into sperm bank and mistake sperm samples for vanilla pudding?