The Internet humor piece variously entitled “The L.A. Math Proficiency Test” or “The City of
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam
1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an
80-roundclip. If he misses 6 outof 10 shotsand shoots 13 timesat each drive-byshooting, how many drive-byshootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an
8-ballto Jackson for $320 and 2 gramsto Billy for $85 pergram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?
4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen
2 BMWs, 3 4X4s,how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?
6. Raoul is in prison for
6 yearsfor murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
7. If the average spray can covers
22 squarefeet and the average letter is 3 squarefeet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cansof paint?
8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are
27 girlsin the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
9. Thelma can cook dinner for her
16 childrenfor $7.50 pernight. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?
10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
Over time the “exam” has gone through some changes, notably the inclusion of
Obvious humor or not, the “test” has landed a number of educators into trouble over the years. The Canadian National Post reported that a teacher at the Juniper School in Thompson, Manitoba, was suspended from her duties in
A Manitoba school district has barred a Grade 8 instructor from classroom teaching for a year after she distributed a math quiz that used pimps and cocaine trafficking to illustrate questions of arithmetic.
The 10-question quiz asked how much Willie would make for stealing a number of luxury cars, the distance a thief could travel on a stolen skateboard before he gets “whacked,” and how many “tricks” a day three prostitutes must turn to support their pimp Rufus’s cocaine habit.
The School District of Mystery Lake in Thompson, Man., suspended the veteran Juniper School teacher on June 5, two days after irate parents brought the “joke” test to the district’s attention. This week the district disciplined her further by assigning her to non-classroom teaching until June, 2003. The teacher has not been identified.
“I don’t know where she got the idea to give this to kids. We were outraged,” one student’s father, who asked not to be identified, told The Winnipeg Sun. The father saw the “Juniper School Math Proficiency Exam” after his young son brought his copy home from school.
(Diana Hiscock, general manager of the Thompson Citizen, said that the controversial quiz wasn’t given out as an official school assignment or test: “The teacher gave it to a few of her
In 2007, Will Klundt, a teacher at Moriarty High School in Moriarty,
Smoky J. sells meth. Smoky’s source says he has to sell a G’s worth of meth by the end of the month. If Smoky sold $240 the first week and $532 the second week, how much money must Smoky make if he wants to avoid the beat down from his connection?
Wayne Marshall, the school’s principal, declined to discuss whether any disciplinary action would be taken against the teacher.
In 2008, a Barrie, Ontario, police officer was suspended from duty for forwarding a version of the “L.A. Math Test” to other officers via
A Barrie police inspector in charge of professional standards has been relieved of his duties after sending an e-mail containing racially inappropriate material to fellow officers.
James Farrell, a 30-year police veteran, admitted to forwarding the inappropriate message to officers under his command.
The offensive e-mail with the subject line “Afrocentric MATH for Toronto’s new black only school” was initially addressed to three officers and the entire street crime unit. It was then forwarded and passed along within the organization eventually coming to light when an officer contacted The Toronto Star.
The message resembles a school math test with 10 “problems” based on firearms use, drug deals, pimping, theft and other criminal offences.
In 2016, an Alabama teacher on the verge of retirement was put on leave after she reportedly gave the test to a middle school math class:
On the eve of retiring from her long career as an educator at Burns Middle School in Mobile, Ala., a teacher gave a math test that students and parents say had racist overtones and references to inappropriate subject matter.
Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
Those named in these later examples are far from the first persons to have been disciplined for distributing the “L.A. Math Test.” In 1997, six teachers at the Elsie Robertson High School in Lancaster, Texas, and another at the Norte Vista High School in Riverside, California, were suspended for doing the same thing. Likewise, in 1994, a Chicago elementary school teacher who gave a similar test was suspended for thirty days without pay and then resigned. Also in 1994, an Indiana high school teacher who gave the test apologized but was suspended anyway. And in 1993, a similar test was printed on phony school letterhead and passed around at workplaces in Redwood City, California.