Although the “Addams Family”-like scenario described in the text accompanying the photographs seen below was probably just someone’s humorous embellishment, we couldn’t summarily dismiss the pictures themselves as a joke. Plenty of inventive (and desperate) people have come up with a number of imaginative schemes for sneaking themselves and others across national borders (a 2003 news story dealt with Illegal immigrants from India and Pakistan being smuggled from mainland China to Hong Kong inside suitcases), and this one wasn’t so far-fetched to be completely unbelievable:
135-lb. woman hidden behind the dashboard of a car
A U.S. Customs Primary Inspector at a border crossing asked the driver of this Suburban for vehicle registration. Suddenly, a hand came out of the glove compartment, producing the requested document, which the driver showed the inspector.
Since the driver did not appear to be a member of the Addams Family, the inspector became suspicious, thus leading to a full search.
Just think, if alien smugglers can put a 135-lb. body behind the dashboard, imagine what they could do with dope.
Tuesday, July 31, 2001
The “passenger” seen here might be quite cramped and uncomfortable and the automobile difficult to maneuver after the modifications, but the ruse wouldn’t have to be maintained for
Sure enough, these photographs proved to be real, pictures taken by U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Services (now U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services) agents and included in a short “illegal aliens caught in desperate attempts to cross U.S. border” article included in the
Every year, federal officers from the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service and U.S. Customs Service discover increasing cases of “human contraband” secreted in unusual places and wrapped in innovative disguises. The woman peering out from the automobile dashboard of a vehicle (above) tried a “spaced-out” ploy — she was discovered before the car could get across the U.S.-Mexico border, cramped, but none the worse for wear.
Similarly, another would-be border crosser identified in that article was caught attempting to enter the U.S. concealed inside a seat occupied by another passenger: