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A Very Snopesian Wedding

The mystery of the missing wedding rings was solved just in time for the nuptials to proceed.

Published Nov. 7, 2015

The morning of 6 November 2016 dawns a wonderfully and unexpectedly clear and dry day at Thornewood Castle:

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The castle's doorway beckons the invited guests:

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Seating is arranged in anticipation of the big event:

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The groom and wedding party don their fanciest duds:

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The bride is attended to in quiet contemplation:

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The wedding rings await ... for now:

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The wedding party and assembled guests take their places in anticipation of the bride's entrance:

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What's going on? The bride appears without her lovely wedding dress and seems anguished:

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Tragedy strikes! Elyssa tearfully informs one and all that she cannot marry David — the wedding rings have gone missing!

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Some unknown entity has taken the rings ... leaving only a note that allows everyone a mere hour to find them!

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Confusion reigns! The guests scramble to find the cards beneath their seats, meet up with the other members of their scouting parties, and set off on a desperate hunt for the missing rings:

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The anxious groom-to-be contemplates what might happen if the rings aren't found in time:

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Perhaps it's not too late to escape in the snopesmobile ...

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No escape -- the hunt is on! Everyone exits the castle to scour the grounds for clues:

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The tables representing the many countries David and Elyssa have visited together hold important clues!

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Hmm ... everyone seems to have found a chess piece and a coded reference about where on the board to place it:

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The groom places the final chess piece:

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A hidden drawer pops open! What's in this box it holds?

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It's the missing rings!

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The wedding is on again!

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David shows off the rings as the best man heaves a sigh of relief that he won't be blamed for losing them and ruining the wedding:

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Everyone assembles a second time, wondering what might happen now ...

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A hush sweeps across the room as the beautiful bride re-appears and descends the stairs with her father a second time:

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The bride is guided by her proud father to her waiting husband-to-be:

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The solemn proceedings begin but are quickly interrupted by a moment of levity:

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The best man, Elyssa's stepfather Jim, reads from 1 Corinthians 13:

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An exchange of vows:

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An exchange of rings:

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A blending of the sands ceremony:

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First kiss as husband and wife!

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Yay, we did it! We thwarted the ring-stealing plot!

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The radiant bride is embraced and congratulated by her father, her stepbrother Jim, her sons Bret and Rhys, her cousin Michelle, and her matron of honor Lynn:

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The witnesses and participants sign the wedding certificate to make it all official:

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We found your rings ... now where's our food?

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The bride and groom enter the dining hall, where the latter quickly crushes the joyous mood by announcing that dinner has likewise gone missing:

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Since the wedding coincided with a milestone birthday for the groom's sister, Stephanie, the traditional wedding cake was eschewed in favor of birthday cupcakes:

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Toasts to the new couple offered by the bride's stepfather Jim, her mother Nancy, her dear friend Eliza, her stepbrother Jeff, her father Milton, and snopes.com partner Vinny:

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And now ... we dance!

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The bride shares the traditional dance with her father and then her new husband:

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An eventful day draws to a close as the bride explains the wedding night instructions to her new husband in their castle suite:

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David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994.