world news daily report Archives

Did a Teacher High on Meth Strip Naked in Class and Bite Two Students?

This is what happens now that the "Just Say No" campaign ended.

Did a Man Sue Dyson After Being Partially Emasculated by a Vacuum Cleaner?

Not so much a cautionary tale as a nightmarish scenario made up out of whole...

Did a Texas Man Confess to Kidnapping 79 People While Disguised as an Alien?

We're still not sure why dressing as an alien is necessary for engaging in this...

Did a Man Start Crashing His Car After Receiving a Woman’s Brain in a Transplant?

Tired sexist stereotypes and miscaptioned photographs don't make "satire" any more appealing.

Did Canadians Face a Major Donut Shortage After the First Day of Cannabis Legalization?

"Tim Hortons in seven different provinces were forced to close earlier than usual for lack...

Did a ‘Pro-Choice Activist’ Set a World Record by Getting Her 27th Abortion?

A long-running junk news site used a legitimate stock photo for another one of its...

Did a Woman Sue Samsung After Her Cellphone Got Stuck in Her Vagina?

People sue over the oddest things, but this scenario is probably not actionable.

Was a Man Freed After Outliving a 99-Year Prison Sentence for Horse Theft?

We're still waiting for someone to live out the entirety of a 99-year prison sentence.

Was a Nevada Morgue Employee Arrested for Pimping Out Corpses for Sex?

A bizarre story posited that a Nevada morgue employee found an inventive way to combine...

Did a Babysitter Tie a One-Month-Old to a Ceiling Fan for 26 Hours?

A flippant and fabricated article about a genuinely horrific subject is an example of the...

Was a New Zealand Farmer Arrested for Selling Sheep as Sex Slaves to the Islamic State?

A "satirical" article that manages to malign Islam, New Zealanders, and sheep all in the...

Was a Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200,000 of Manure on the Lawn of His Former Boss?

When asked by organizers what he would do with the money, he had simply answered:...