Loony Letters Archives

Dear Miriam

Advice columnist responds to the wrong aspect of reader's letter.

Husband Swap Chain Letter

A humorous chain letter about how to get a better husband.

‘Stomp Out Atheists in America’ Letter

A letter to the editors of a local newspaper exhorts that atheists should be kicked...

Does Daylight Saving Time Exacerbate Global Warming?

A letter to the editor suggested the early start to Daylight Saving Time worsened the...

McDonnell-Douglas Questionnaire

Humorous questionnaire posted on the McDonnell-Douglas web site?

Jellyfish in Wetsuit

What happens when a diver gets a jellyfish in his wetsuit.

Adam Hilliker Detention Letter

Supposed teacher's letter home upbraids a student for correcting him in class.

Did Walmart Ban a Family Over Husband’s Pranking?

"Three of our clerks are currently attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused."

Old Lady’s Sweet ‘Thank You’ Letter Takes Vitriolic Turn

A woman in a nursing home who received the gift of a radio supposedly penned...

Marine’s Letter Home

A farm kid's humorous letter home describes life as a Marine.

Michigan Threatens Beavers Over Dams?

The state of Michigan once threatened local beavers with a $10,000 per day fine for...

Smithsonian Barbie

A humorous rejection letter was purportedly sent by the Smithsonian in response to an amateur...