Loony Letters Archives

The state of Michigan once threatened local beavers with a $10,000 per day fine for failing to remove their dams.

Supposed teacher's letter home upbraids a student for correcting him in class.

A farm kid's humorous letter home describes life as a Marine.

Rumor: A teenaged job seeker sent a sarcastic employment application to McDonald's and was hired.

Rumor: A child's Christmas letter to a sailor misinterprets the sounds of his mother's sexual satisfaction as prayer.

Letter to a Procter and Gamble executive complains about the company's feminine pad packaging.

Rumor: Lawyer provides a caustic response when asked to demonstrate that the title to a Louisiana property was held before 1803.

A letter to the editors of a local newspaper exhorts that atheists should be kicked out of America.

Letter advocates moving a 'Deer Crossing' sign to a road with less traffic?

Letter from Royal Mail's customer services department asks a local resident to stop pranking postal employees?

A gift of gloves gets switched for a pair of panties.

What's a man to do about hotel maids who keep delivering soap?

Loony Letters