Loony Letters Archives

The state of Michigan once threatened local beavers with a $10,000 per day fine for failing to remove their dams.

Supposed teacher's letter home upbraids a student for correcting him in class.

A farm kid's humorous letter home describes life as a Marine.

Rumor: A teenaged job seeker sent a sarcastic employment application to McDonald's and was hired.

Rumor: A child's Christmas letter to a sailor misinterprets the sounds of his mother's sexual satisfaction as prayer.

Letter to a Procter and Gamble executive complains about the company's feminine pad packaging.

Rumor: Lawyer provides a caustic response when asked to demonstrate that the title to a Louisiana property was held before 1803.

Rumor: Discount chain threatens to bar a family from shopping at one of their stores due to the husband's pranking.

A letter to the editors of a local newspaper exhorts that atheists should be kicked out of America.

The Smithsonian's humorous rejection letter sent in response to an amateur paleontologist's submission of a Malibu Barbie head. Real or not?

Letter advocates moving a 'Deer Crossing' sign to a road with less traffic?

A purported letter from Sean Connery caustically rejects an offer for him to become a pitchman for Apple Computers.

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