Loony Letters Archives

Michigan Threatens Beavers Over Dams?

The state of Michigan once threatened local beavers with a $10,000 per day fine for...

Adam Hilliker Detention Letter

Supposed teacher's letter home upbraids a student for correcting him in class.

Marine’s Letter Home

A farm kid's humorous letter home describes life as a Marine.

McDonald's/WalMart Application Rumor: A teenaged job seeker sent a sarcastic employment application to McDonald's and was hired.

Child's Note to Sailors Rumor: A child's Christmas letter to a sailor misinterprets the sounds of his mother's sexual...

An Open Letter to Procter and Gamble Letter to a Procter and Gamble executive complains about the company's feminine pad packaging.

Louisiana Land Title Legend Rumor: Lawyer provides a caustic response when asked to demonstrate that the title to a...

‘Stomp Out Atheists in America’ Letter

A letter to the editors of a local newspaper exhorts that atheists should be kicked...

Deer Crossing

Letter advocates moving a 'Deer Crossing' sign to a road with less traffic?

Letter from Royal Mail to Prankster Letter from Royal Mail's customer services department asks a local resident to stop pranking postal...

Panties Gloves Mixup A gift of gloves gets switched for a pair of panties.

Hotel Soap What's a man to do about hotel maids who keep delivering soap?