florida man Archives

Was a Florida Man Arrested for Using Lost Nuke To Power Home?

A routine review of a recycled piece of satire.

Florida Man Steals Car; Train Sends It Crashing into House

A Florida man says he jumped from a stolen car seconds before it was hit...

Florida Man Mistakenly Pumps Gas onto the Deck of His Boat

Mistakenly inserting a fuel nozzle into a fishing pole slot, a Florida man pumped $60...

Florida Man Gets Prison for Stealing Home Deed without Signing Loan

A Florida man was sentenced to prison for trying to steal a new $219,000 home...

Florida Trapper Plays with ’Gator Until It Tires, Pulls It from Pool

A Florida animal trapper says he corralled a large alligator by playing with it until...

Deputies: Naked Florida Man Wreaked Havoc on Business, Then Showered

A Florida man who was found nude inside a plumbing business is facing charges after...

Florida Man Parks Smart Car in Kitchen So It Won’t Blow Away

Jessica Eldridge said her husband Patrick Eldridge was "afraid his car might blow away" so...

Florida Man Arrested for Threatening Others with Nunchucks

Police say they've arrested a Florida man who's accused of threatening his neighbors with nunchucks...

Man Takes Golf Cart on Wild Ride into Walmart Store

A 56-year-old Florida man took his golf cart on a wild ride through a Walmart...

Man Pulls Gun on Late Arriving Furniture Delivery Crew

Mitchell Helton is charged with two counts of aggravated assault.

Snake Slithers Out of Toilet, Bites Florida Man on Arm

The nonvenomous snake bit the man after he lifted the toilet seat.

Florida Man Googles Self to Find Out Which Florida Man He Is

“Florida Man” has become shorthand for a unique brand of behavior reported in the news.