Dumb Criminals Archives

Police say the pose appears to be the man's "unique" ritual.

A titillating story about a man who killed himself by dipping his testicles into molten gold came from a fake news web site.

Crooks are fingered by electronic locators contained in the items they steal.

Doper trying to avoid police attention is pulled over for driving far under the speed limit.

Did a shoplifter who stashed a frozen chicken under her hat die of 'frozen brain'?

Thief who tries to rob a gun shop is shot dead by those in the store.

Criminals accidentally dial 911 and turn themselves in?

Drunk mistakenly takes a police car and parks it in his garage.

A pair of scammers attempted to pass checks written in disappearing ink?

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