Dating Disasters

Poopy Pants
  • 4 October 2014
A tale of a first date from hell involving a messed pair of pants, a...
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Poopy Pants
Buying Condoms From Date’s Dad
  • 7 November 2013
Young man discovers the pharmacist who sold him condoms is his blind date's father.
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Buying Condoms From Date’s Dad
Sink Used as Toilet
  • 30 July 2013
A young woman on a date who is too timid to ask where the toilet...
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Sink Used as Toilet
Nude College Roommate
  • 19 June 2011
College student bursts into dorm room naked and finds his girlfriend and parents waiting inside.
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Nude College Roommate
The Fart in the Dark
  • 23 March 2011
A young lady on a date breaks wind in private, only to find out it...
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The Fart in the Dark
Tablecloth Zipped into Pants
  • 22 March 2010
A young man having dinner with his fiancee's parents zips the tablecloth into his pants.
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Tablecloth Zipped into Pants
Is January the Break-up Month?
  • 27 December 2008
Divorce attorneys have long acknowledged January and February are among their most bountiful months for...
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Is January the Break-up Month?
Frozen to the Car
  • 18 December 2008
A girl freezes her naked ass to her date's car on their first (and last)...
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Frozen to the Car
Swallowed Contact Lenses
  • 18 December 2008
Did a thirsty gal unwittingly drink down her paramour's contact lenses?
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Swallowed Contact Lenses
Jacqueline Kim Letter
  • 18 December 2008
E-mailed synopsis of date reveals unsavory aspects of reviewer's personality?
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Jacqueline Kim Letter
Artistic representation of "a bitcoin"
Craigslist Gold Digger
  • 10 October 2007
Woman advertises on Craigslist for a rich husband, receives advice about 'depreciating assets.'
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Craigslist Gold Digger