Dating Disasters Archives

Is January the Break-up Month?

Divorce attorneys have long acknowledged January and February are among their most bountiful months for...

Poopy Pants A tale of a first date from hell involving a messed pair of pants, a...

Buying Condoms From Date’s Dad Young man discovers the pharmacist who sold him condoms is his blind date's father.

Sink Used as Toilet A young woman on a date who is too timid to ask where the toilet...

Nude College Roommate College student bursts into dorm room naked and finds his girlfriend and parents waiting inside.

The Fart in the Dark A young lady on a date breaks wind in private, only to find out it...

Tablecloth Zipped into Pants A young man having dinner with his fiancee's parents zips the tablecloth into his pants.

Frozen to the Car A girl freezes her naked ass to her date's car on their first (and last)...

Swallowed Contact Lenses Did a thirsty gal unwittingly drink down her paramour's contact lenses?

Jacqueline Kim Letter E-mailed synopsis of date reveals unsavory aspects of reviewer's personality?

Did a Pilot’s Ex-Girlfriend Vengefully Cover His Apartment in Grass Seed?

This decades-old tale of infidelity and petty revenge might have actually originated in a more...

Craigslist Gold Digger

Woman advertises on Craigslist for a rich husband, receives advice about 'depreciating assets.'