The FitnessGram Pacer Test was banned from schools after it was deemed too cruel for children.
On 12 March 2017, the Twitter account @memeprovider recirculated an old rumor holding that the FitnessGram Pacer Test (a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues) has been banned from schools because it was deemed too cruel for children:
The graphic included in the tweet was taken from a February 2016 article published by the web site Neomongolia News Network:
A controversial fitness test has been banned from all schools in Neomongolia today after an executive order by President Chinkus. The test has been subject to a ton of blast after becoming a viral sensation online. Many coming forth saying that the test has damaged their psyche, giving them PTSD.
There was no truth to either the tweet or the earlier article it echoed.
Although the Neomongolia News Network web site does not carry a readily available disclaimer labeling its content as fiction, the article was clearly written in jest. The story takes place in a fictional location (“Neomongolia”) and references a non-existent president (“President Chinkus”) and an imaginary currency (“250,000 Neomongolian dollars”).
A brief perusal of some of the web site’s other headlines (“Bernie Sanders Returns to Assisted Living Facility,” “Cruz, Bush Share Room in Psychiatric Hospital,” and “Chinese Smog Crisis Solved After Vape Shop Raids”) reveals that this web site is clearly an “entertainment” outlet and not a news source.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal [beep]. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound [ding]. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready! … Start. ding
Although the FitnessGram Pacer Test may still strike fear into people of a certain age, this test was not banned from schools for being overly cruel to children.