Most of us find it sad that the litigiousness of our society has compelled manufacturers to place the most obvious of warning messages and instructions on their product packaging. At least we've created one more outlet for humor, so read the following messages, have a good chuckle, and repeat after us: Duh! You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Use like regular soap. Serving suggestion: Defrost. Fits one head. Do not turn upside down. Product will be hot after heating. Do not iron clothes on body. Do not drive car or operate machinery. Warning: May cause drowsiness. Warning: Keep out of children. For indoor or outdoor use only. Not to be used for the other use. Warning: Contains nuts. Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Do not use while sleeping.
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Last updated: 17 March 2007