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Ejaculate in Bath Water Causes Pregnancy

Did a boy's mother becomes pregnant after using the same bathwater he'd ejaculated in?

Published Dec. 10, 2000


Legend:   A boy's mother becomes pregnant after using the same bathwater he'd ejaculated in.

Example:   [Healey and Glanvill, 1996]


spotty teenage youth from Kent was enjoying a long languid bath and, having soaped and scoured himself, had begun to get quite aroused.

Needless to say, he decided to relieve himself while still soaking. So he leant on his arm until his hand went dead (that way he could pretend someone else was doing it), and finished the job.

But just as he climaxed, his mum knocked forcefully on the door and told him to hurry up. She wanted to use the same bath to save water (there was a shortage), and she was in a rush. Appalled that his mum would see conspicuous floating evidence of his vice, the young man spent a frenzied two minutes stalling her while he fished out the flotsam. When he'd done so, he rushed out and let her in.

Happily, there was not a peep from his mum. But nine months later, the lad had mixed feelings about his mother giving birth to a new brother for him.

Origins:   How old is old? According to a 1948 book about rumors, "About three hundred years ago Sir Thomas Browne recorded that 'The woman that conceived in a bath' was 'now common in every mouth.' According to Sir Thomas, 'Tis a new and unseconded

way in History to fornicate at a distance and much offendeth the rules of Physick.'"

It has also been pointed out an old Jewish legend (midrash) says Jeremiah was forced by a gang to masturbate in the public baths, letting off his sperm into the water. His daughter later went to the baths and was impregnated with her father's sperm, resulting in the conception of Ben Sira. This story comes from The Alphabet of Ben Sira, which was written somewhere between 700 to 1000 A.D.

This particular pregnancy legend is quite similar to the
swimming pool pregnancy tale (otherwise chaste girl ends up in the family way after using the public pool), but it has some key differences, namely the incest factor. In the swimming pool tale, the girl does not know who the father of her child is, whereas in the bathwater tale there's a heavily implied possibility the baby's brother is actually his father.

Is the boy the baby's father? We'll never know; though the narrative makes it clear he suspects he is, its failure to mention the woman's husband doesn't rule out her having one. Indeed, that the story focuses on the boy's concerns ("Was it me?") and not the mother's ("How did that happen?") leans things towards her having a husband. Clearly, she's not in doubt as to the baby's parentage, a situation likely fueled by her having a husband handy she'd enjoyed marital relations with around the right time.

Barbara "water sprite" Mikkelson

Sightings:   A snippet of gossip about a girl becoming pregnant after using the same bathwater as her brother shows up in Florence King's 1985 novel Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady.

Last updated:   19 July 2007

  Sources Sources:

    Browne, Sir Thomas.   Works.

    Edinburgh: John Grant, 1927.

    Healey, Phil and Rick Glanvill.   Now! That's What I Call Urban Myths.

    London: Virgin Books, 1996.   ISBN 0-86369-969-3   (p. 207).

    Jacobson, David J.   The Affairs of Dame Rumor.

    New York: Rinehart & Co., 1948   (p. 24).