Claim: The Vatican houses the world's largest collection of pornography.
Status: False.
Origins: Although this rumor dates back hundreds of years, there's nothing to it. The Vatican museums have a few little things from the Renaissance and a couple of drawings by Michelangelo of some phallic fantasies, but that's about it. The largest pornography collection actually
belongs to the Kinsey Institute for Sex Research in Bloomington, Indiana, which owns thousands of volumes and pictures, films, artifacts, and other weird little things. Unfortunately, you have to be a legitimate researcher to get permission to see this collection.
Though the rumor about the Holy See's holdings is unfounded, it continues to spread, often vectored by those one would think would know better. Visitors to Copenhagen's Museum Erotica are routinely informed the Vatican Library holds the largest collection of erotica and pornography in the world. Camille Paglia and
Father Leonard Boyle, chief librarian for the Vatican Library until his retirement in 1998, stoutly denies the rumor. The Vatican Library houses some
Despite searching long and hard, Boyle has not been able to find any evidence of pornographic antiquities, supposedly seized from the vast realm of the Holy Roman Empire, that were rumored to have been stored at the Vatican. ''When I first came here, I asked an inhabitant who had been around the Vatican longer than anybody else about whether this famous pornography actually existed,'' Boyle says. ''He said there was no such thing, and I certainly haven't come across it. But it makes a nice story.''
Indeed it does, Father. There's something especially pleasing about the notion that the Vatican — one of the great crusaders against pornography — houses a mouth-watering collection of erotica only its priests get to view. In common with a number of other legends, we want to believe the worst about those who are societally elevated to a higher degree of holiness than ourselves, to perhaps assure ourselves that the pedestals they stand on are unmerited.
Barbara "sinner belle" Mikkelson
Last updated: 12 July 2007
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