[N]early 82% of all American mail-in ballots are printed by “Smoovy-G” class 5 dot-matrix replicators … All of which are owned and operated by the Obama Foundation.
The Obama Ballots, as some pundits are now calling them as the story has begun to go viral, are being produced in main distribution centers in Baggertits, Ohio, Queefgas Swamp, Florida, and Laniasnatch, Colorado. Ballots are printed by the millions per day, no doubt, with Democratic candidate’s names already checked off on them …
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