According to our sources in Washington, President Trump will ask Vice President Mike Pence to resign his position as of the 1st of the year. An assistant to an aide to White House Director of Information and Propaganda, Art Tubolls, told our correspondent in the field:
“President Trump says that Pence is the only ‘establishment Republican’ left on his staff, and that the departure of Pence officially drains the swamp, just like he promised. The Executive branch is now full of people the President trusts, not a bunch of crusty old politicians. Mike Pence did a great job, but if we’re going to take the rest of America by force after 2020, we’re gonna need someone in the VP job with a little more gusto. Someone like Donald Jr. or even Ivanka. The Senate is ours. We can break any rule we want and confirm any candidate we want. Why not make the White House all Trump?”
For all that Americans have grown accustomed to the abrupt comings and goings of White House officials under President Trump, however, this announcement rang false even to those who didn’t make it past the headline to read the more ridiculous declarations in the body of the article. For the most part, Mike Pence is seen by the public as the ultimate Trump loyalist (never mind an anonymously sourced report in the New York Times to the effect that the president was privately questioning Pence’s allegiance in November).
As for the rest of the story, it’s true that in the event of the vice president’s resignation Trump could appoint whomever he wants to the position, but it would require Congressional approval — something Trump’s children, should he appoint one of them, would be unlikely to get.
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