Comedian George Carlin authored a list of "hurricane rules."
A list of supposed common sense ‘rules’ for dealing with hurricanes (primarily a political diatribe about the people who live in hurricane-prone areas) circulated in the wake of Hurricane Katrina in August 2005 was attributed at the time to both to comedian George Carlin and New Orleans blues musician Bill Boudreaux:
Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans.
For the people of New Orleans … First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss.
With that said, Lets go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it’s coming)
#1. A manditory evacuation means just that … Get the hell out. Don’t blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn’t said anything, I can see the arguement. They said get out … if you didn’t, it’s your fault, not theirs. (We don’t want to hear it, even if you don’t have a car, you can get out.)
#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you didn’t do this, it’s not the governments fault you’re starving.
#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV’s, DVD’s and CD’s are not edible. Leave them alone.)
#2b. If the local store is too looted of food or water, leave your neighbor’s tv and stereo alone. (See
# 2a)They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a manditory evacuation, doesn’t give you the right to take their stuff… it’s theirs, not yours.
#3. If someone comes in to help you, don’t shoot at them and then complain no one is helping you. I’m not getting shot to help save some dumbass who didn’t leave when told to do so.
#4. If you are in your house that is completely under water, your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone does want them, Let them have them and hopefully they’ll die in the filth. Just leave! (For Christ’s sakes, it’s New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)
#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a
2 milliondollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn’t go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn’t build your house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your country some good and join the Navy.
#6. Regardless what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn’t create the Hurricane as a way to erradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The
US Governmentdidn’t cause global warming that caused the hurricane (We’ve been coming out of an ice age for over a million years).
#7. The government isn’t responsible for giving you anything. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Walmart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually working for a living.
President Kennedy said it best… “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”
Thank you for allowing me to rant.
The list was not the work of either man: Boudreaux’s name came to be associated with the piece more than a week after it first appeared, and Carlin’s was not attached to it until a few months later. Our first sighting of this item was on the alt.vacation.las-vegas USENET newsgroup, where it appeared in a
George Carlin specifically disclaimed authorship of “Hurricane Rules” on his
Up until the comedian’s death in 2008, just about any unsourced list of witty observations about politics and social mores eventually became credited to George Carlin as it made its way around the internet. Carlin himself declared that such soapboxings should not be “blamed on” (i.e., attributed to) him:
DON’T BLAME ME
Floating around the Internet these days, posted and
e-mailedback and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they’re not mine. Don’t blame me.
Some are essay-length, some are just short lists of one and two-line jokes, but if they’re flyin’ around the Internet, they’re probably not mine. Occasionally, a couple of jokes on a long list might have come from me, but not often. And because most of this stuff is really lame, it’s embarrassing to see my name on it.
And that’s the problem. I want people to know that I take care with my writing, and try to keep my standards high. But most of this “humor” on the Internet is just plain stupid. I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing, and it bothers me that some people might believe I’d actually be capable of writing some of this stuff.
George Carlin offered this bit of wisdom at the time: “Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website.”
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