Did ‘NY Democrat Jenna Tull’ Say ‘Americans Should Be Euthanized When They Hit 70?”
21 March 2019 - It's difficult for a politician to say anything if she doesn't actually exist.
Junk News Archive
Does R&B Singer Avant Have Six Months to Live?
18 March 2019 - Official statements from celebrities tend to be posted on the official websites and social media pages of said celebrities.
Does U.S. Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Oppose Daylight Saving Time Because It Speeds Up Climate Change?
13 March 2019 - Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed a number of ideas to combat global warming.
Does a New Bill Require Police to Call Supervisor Before Drawing Weapons?
13 March 2019 - Lawmakers are considering bills concerning the use of weapons by police officers.
Did a Man Fake Being Deaf and Dumb for 62 Years to Avoid Listening to His Wife?
8 March 2019 - There have to be easier ways to ensure domestic tranquility.
Did a Brave Millennial Sell His Testicles to Raise Money for Bernie’s 2020 Campaign?
7 March 2019 - "There have been numerous millennials who have sold their organs such as kidneys, liver parts, skin grafts and hundreds of thousands of gallons of blood."
Was Rep. Ilhan Omar’s Cousin a 9/11 Hijacker?
2 March 2019 - More junk news from puerile minds who consider defamation to be a sidesplitting form of "satire."
Did a Woman Admit She Was Paid to Frame Bill Cosby With Rape?
1 March 2019 - Is there nothing the "Illuminati" elite won't do to maintain their hegemony over the entire world?
Was an RNC Office That Held Clinton Evidence ‘Burned to the Ground’?
22 February 2019 - At long last, Stepford, Connecticut, may be known for something besides 'The Stepford Wives.'
Did U.S. Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Demand Free Tuition for the Electoral College?
22 February 2019 - A satirical website mashed up two political stances for comical effect.
Did Bernie Sanders Blame Cops for Crime?
21 February 2019 - Here's an actual quote from Sanders: "Criminal justice reform must be the civil rights issue of the 21st century."
Did Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Tweet That Hoda Muthana Was a Hero?
21 February 2019 - Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's definition of a "hero" shouldn't be gleaned from parody accounts.
