Claim: An intoxicated motorist hits a deer with his car and, assuming the animal is dead, loads it into his back seat. The deer revives and begins kicking and biting, prompting a hilarious 911 call by the dazed and confused driver.
Origins: It sounds like the outline for a modern day Mack Sennett two-reeler: An intoxicated driver is making his way home when
suddenly a “deer jumps out and hits his car.” Believing the animal to be dead and not wanting a good deer to go to waste, the man loads it into his back seat and continues on his way. The deer is only stunned, however, and within short order it revives, begins thrashing around, and bites the driver on the neck. The hapless driver stops at a phone booth to summon help and is immediately set upon by a hostile dog who bites him in the leg as he desperately tries to fend it off with a knife and a tire iron. He finally achieves temporary safety by locking himself in a phone booth, from which he calls 911 (while being held at bay by the snarling dog) to request a “bambulance,” darting in and out of the booth in drunken desperation as he tries to avoid the angry mongrel while looking for landmarks and street signs to help describe his location to the harried emergency dispatcher.
Maybe this scenario hasn’t quite made it to the silver screen yet, but it has provided amusement to thousands of listeners over the years because it was all captured on audio tape. Or was it?
Multiple versions of this call have been circulating via traded cassette tapes (and later over the Internet) since the 1970s, and transcripts of the call have appeared in countless newspaper columns. As expected, many different cities and states have been cited as the location where this incident supposedly took place. When the “bambulance” call spread throughout Missouri in 1989 (in a version claiming that it had taken place in Missouri),
attempted to trace its origins. Three years after writing a column about the legend, she was eventually put in touch with one Al Clouser, a retired officer with the Poughkeepsie
A hoax is indicated from internal evidence on the tape, such as the dispatcher’s referring to “911” even though Poughkeepsie had no 911 service back in 1974. The fact that there are multiple versions of this tape in existence doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in its authenticity, but this is not conclusive disproof, as some people might have
A 1999 article in 9-1-1 Magazine states that the most common version of the “bambulance” call (the one linked in the “Additional Information” section below) came from a 1991 phone call to the Cypress Creek EMS, an ambulance provider in the Houston area. The call was a joke, created and pulled off by Mickey Dawes, a representative of the company who provided the software for Cypress Creek’s 911 system, “as a prank to loosen up a dispatcher nervous about using the unfamiliar, computer-aided dispatch system.” Dawes had supposedly pulled this stunt more than once: The first time in 1980 when Dawes was a police officer in Newburgh,
9-1-1 Magazine‘s account sounds right in some details, but not in others. It explains why the legend seemingly originated in Poughkeepsie (even though the most common version of the tape is clearly not from the Poughkeepsie call) but it doesn’t explain how this recording could have been circulating back in the 1970s and how Poughkeepsie dispatcher Al Clouser could claim he fielded the original “bambulance” call back in 1974 when Mickey Dawes supposedly didn’t invent the prank until 1980.
Nor does it explain why Clouser would maintain to Elaine Viets many years later that the call was real, since someone surely must have clued him in that it was all a prank by then. (On the other hand, nothing in the account of Viets’ sleuthing, as related by Brunvand. says that Clouser claimed the call was genuine; merely that he had indeed handled such a call and believed it to be real at the time. Perhaps as befitting his now “legendary” status, Clouser didn’t want to ruin a good story with extraneous information such as his finding out later that the whole thing was a joke.)
Other equally amusing (and equally apocryphal) legends about “believed dead but merely stunned” animals have also been known for many years (see our Deja ‘Roo page, for example), but our other favorite “phone call about a deceased deer” anecdote comes from a Herb Caen column:
Dispatcher: ”Dead phone? Call 611.”
Herb Goodman, who found a dead baby deer in his Montclair garden, dialed 911 to say, ”I need some help with a dead fawn.”
Dispatcher: ”Dead phone? Call 611.”
|“Bambulance” 911 call|
|The Deer, the Dog, and the Bambulance (9-1-1 Magazine)|
Sightings: In the 1995 film Tommy Boy, Chris Farley and David Spade run into a deer, which they load into their car; the animal proceeds to wreak havoc on the automobile’s interior with its antlers and hooves.
Last updated: 3 August 2011
Brunvand, Jan Harold. The Baby Train. New York: W. W. Norton, 1993. ISBN 0-393-31208-9 (pp. 270-272). Brunvand, Jan Harold. The Truth Never Stands in the Way of a Good Story. Urbana: Univ. of Illinois, 2000. ISBN 0-252-02424-9 (pp. 76-83). Caen, Herb. “Man Playing Typewriter.” The San Francisco Chronicle. 5 April 1994 (p. C1). Larson, Randall D. “The Deer, the Dog, and the Bambulance.” 9-1-1 Magazine. Roeper, Richard. “You Never Know When You’re on the Record.” Chicago Sun-Times. 21 June 1993 (p. 11). Viets, Elaine. “A Man, a Deer, a Dog, and 911.” St. Louis Post-Dispatch. 3 January 1989 (p. D3).
Also told in:
The Big Book of Urban Legends. New York: Paradox Press, 1994. ISBN 1-56389-165-4 (p. 48).
A Word to Our Loyal Readers
Support Snopes and make a difference for readers everywhere.
- David Mikkelson
- Doreen Marchionni
- David Emery
- Bond Huberman
- Jordan Liles
- Alex Kasprak
- Dan Evon
- Dan MacGuill
- Bethania Palma
- Liz Donaldson
- Vinny Green
- Ryan Miller
- Chris Reilly
- Chad Ort
- Elyssa Young
Most Snopes assignments begin when readers ask us, “Is this true?” Those tips launch our fact-checkers on sprints across a vast range of political, scientific, legal, historical, and visual information. We investigate as thoroughly and quickly as possible and relay what we learn. Then another question arrives, and the race starts again.
We do this work every day at no cost to you, but it is far from free to produce, and we cannot afford to slow down. To ensure Snopes endures — and grows to serve more readers — we need a different kind of tip: We need your financial support.
Support Snopes so we continue to pursue the facts — for you and anyone searching for answers.