Even should bride and groom manage to make it through their wedding unscathed, the honeymoon and the beginning of married life provide ample opportunities for things to go wrong ...

Yellow bullet An 1894 treatise against the evils of marital sex exhorted young brides to "give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly."

White bullet A couple who return to the hotel where they honeymooned are shocked to discover their wedding night activities were videotaped and made available to other guests.

White bullet Bride wonders about family tradition of cutting the ends off of roasts before cooking them.

White bullet Group returns soused young man to his hometown, not realizing he's on his honeymoon.

White bullet Robbed honeymooners discover pictures of the burglars with their toothbrushes stuffed up their rear ends.*

Green bullet Newlywed Game contestant gives unintentionally hilarious answer to a question about "making whoopee."*

Red bullet David Beckham and Posh Spice paid off another couple's mortgage in exchange for their honeymoon suite.

Red bullet 90% of people in the U.S. marry their high school sweethearts.

White bullet Preparing Engagement Chicken (a lemon and herb flavored roast chicken dish) will inspire your boyfriend to propose marriage.

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