Urban legends about sports.

Baseball Baseball
The national pastime.
Horse Racing Horse Racing
The sport of kings.
Basketball Basketball
Hoops and dupes.
Olympics The Olympics
The world's showcase athletic competition.
Football Football
Gridiron competitors.
Skiing Skiing
Schussing down the slopes.
Golf Golf
Hijinks on the links.
Soccer Soccer
Have a ball. A football.
Hockey Hockey
Shoot the puck!
Tennis Tennis
Order on the court.

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