The Olympics

A collection of urban legends about the Olympic Games.

Yellow bullet Female athletes competing at the Olympics get pregnant just so they can abort the babies and by so doing enhance their performance through hormone doping.*

Yellow bullet List collects humorous double entrendres from various sports commentators.*

White bullet List of snappy answers to Olympics-related dumb tourist questions.*

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