Example: [Collected via e-mail, October 2002]
Origins: The belief that women will swallow some astonishingly large amount of lipstick over the span of their lives has been kicking about for more than a decade. In that time, we've seen it repeated with various poundages given, as the following list (gleaned from various news articles) demonstrates:
- In 1998 The Ottawa Citizen said, "According to one report in Glamour magazine, the average woman consumes four to nine pounds of lipstick in her lifetime."
- In 2001 London's The Express claimed, "The average woman swallows 5.65 lbs. of lipstick in a lifetime."
- In 2002 Denver's Rocky Mountain News reported, "Women inadvertently - but harmlessly - eat about four pounds of lipstick in their lifetime," citing Glamour magazine as its source.
- In 2002, The Sun announced, "The average woman swallows 3lb of lipstick during her life, say researchers in Australia."
- In 2002, Irish News said the average woman, "Swallows four pounds of lipstick in a lifetime."
- In 2002 Melbourne, Australia's Sunday Herald Sun said of lipstick, "The average woman swallows about 4.5kg
[10 lbs.]in a lifetime."
- In 2005 Charlottetown, PEI's The Guardian asserted, "The average woman eats five pounds of lipstick per lifetime."
While it's a neat-sounding statistic, common sense rules it out. Here's why:
Although there is some variance by brand, the average amount of usable lipstick in a typical (not skinny, i.e. Revlon Colorstay) tube amounts to
There are therefore
As to how many applications there are in a tube of lip goo, we sacrificed another Revlon Super Lustrous to the cause of science and determined its
Assuming 55 years of daily lipstick use (age 15 to 70), 186,140 to 619,920 applications translates to 9 to
While 9 to 31 applications a day might not yet sound entirely outlandish, that's before we consider the kicker: for this stat to work, the average woman would have to swallow all the lipstick she applied in those 9 to
Another way of appreciating the ridiculousness of the claim variously stated as 3 to
Average women don't buy 8 to 27 tubes of lipstick each year, every year. Of the lipsticks they do buy, they don't use right down to the last possible swipe every vestige of every tube. Most any gal you question will admit to possessing a handful of lipsticks housed in a drawer somewhere that she fancied at the time of purchase but now doesn't use, or even cop to throwing out practically full tubes whose color or texture she no longer cared for. Of the lipsticks they do regularly apply, not all of them end up fully expended, in that even favorite tubes of lipstick get lost, or stepped on, or sent through the wash in the pocket of a pair of jeans.
In other words, for any flavor of this "pounds of ingested lipstick" rumor to work, the average woman would have to purchase a far greater number of lipsticks than the 8 to
In 1990, the National Health and Medical Research Council in Canberra, Australia, asserted the average woman could expect to swallow between 500 and
The National Health and Medical Research Council conclusion about how much lipstick women swallow was advanced in agenda papers discussing the need for improved regulation of cosmetics and other health and beauty aids. It should therefore be looked at a bit askance.
As to what is actually in lipstick (swallowed or otherwise), the cosmetic amounts to waxes, oils and fats, emollients, and pigments. The rumor that this beautifier contains vast amounts of lead is false.
Barbara "lipstick chronicles" Mikkelson
Last updated: 14 May 2010
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