Old Wives' Tales
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Legend: Jilted lover leaves pile of excrement on her former partner.
The message of this tale is clear — it's the corollary of "Do unto others." The drunken date figuratively shits on the lady he brings home, so she returns the favour (albeit in a literal sense of the phrase).
A more lurid version drives home this legend's theme of revenge:
[Collected on the Internet, 1999]Barbara "one good dumping deserves another" Mikkelson
I heard another version of the dump from a friend on the same ship as mine in the Navy.
He told me a buddy of his found out that his girlfriend was cheating on him but never said anything to her. The girlfriend still lived at home with her mother. When her mom was out for the night she invited him over as usual. They were having sex and the guy suggested that they try bondage. She was hesitant but agreed. So he tied up her wrists and ankles to the bed posts and started having sex with her. Then he started to titty fuck her and came all over her face, then he told her that he knew she was cheating on him turned around and took a dump right on her chest, leaving a big log between her tits. Then he left her there all tied up and the only person who would find her was her mom when she got back.
Last updated: 12 July 2007
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