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Home --> Risqué Business --> Penile Pranks

Penile Pranks

The penis — object of pride, envy, and hilarity. We view it without comment in classic works of art all the time, but whenever we catch a glimpse of it anywhere else, we can't help but titter about it like silly schoolchildren. Just what is so funny about this male organ? Perhaps these legends will provide some clues about the nature of phallic humor.

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Yellow bullet The 1975 Sears catalog includes a glimpse of a male model exposing himself.*

White bullet Man faints at discotheque after stuffing a cucumber into his pants.

White bullet Hairdresser mistakenly attacks male customer for masturbating under sheet.

Yellow bullet Copulating couple becomes stuck together in a case of penis captivus.

Green bullet Man staples scrotum back together after slicing it open while masturbating with shop machinery.

Yellow bullet A Star Wars trading card features the droid C-3P0 with an elongated penis.*

Red bullet A can of Renuzit air freshener displays a phallus on its label.*

Green bullet Man catches his penis in swimming pool suction fitting.

Red bullet A minister in Disney's The Little Mermaid sports an erection during a wedding.*

Red bullet A disgruntled Disney artist drew a phallus on The Little Mermaid video cover.*

Red bullet The penis of gangster John Dillinger is on display at a Smithsonian museum.

Red bullet The band 10cc was so named because the term represents the amount of semen in an average male ejaculation.*

White bullet Angry fraternity exacts revenge on its enemies with adulterated donuts.*

Green bullet Bill Ripken's 1989 Fleer baseball card includes a hidden obscenity.*

White bullet Kids leave turkey neck sticking out of Dad's pants; Mom faints when she sees cat gnawing on it.

White bullet Opera singer reads embarrassingly misprinted lyrics.

White bullet Woman who suffers a seizure clamps down on the penis of the man she's orally pleasuring.

Red bullet The size of a man's nose, hands, or feet is a reliable indicator of the size of his penis.

Red bullet Scientists have discovered a vast reef of floating condoms in the Pacific Ocean.

Multi-colored bullet Deceived woman slips her married lover's wedding ring onto his penis.*

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