Urban legends involving bestiality.

Of all the proclivities known to man, bestiality is probably the one that falls furthest outside our sexual mores. It is to be expected, then, that we would create legends to heap scorn and derision on those who dare to engage in interspecific intercourse.

White bullet Woman with peanut butter smeared on her privates is caught offering herself to a dog.

Red bullet Catherine the Great was crushed to death while attempting intercourse with a horse.

Green bullet Wedding video includes scenes of camcorder owner having sex with his dog.

Red bullet Celebrity is hospitalized to have gerbil removed from his anus.*

White bullet Woman masturbates with lobster which defecates brine shrimp into her.*

Green bullet Woman seeks medical help to remove deer tongue she had used for masturbatory purposes.

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