Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2003]
by Elroy Willis
CINCINNATI (EAP) - A Cincinnati teenager was killed yesterday when her plastic Jesus dashboard figure was driven into her chest by her car's airbag which inflated during an accident involving two other vehicles.
17-year-old Darlene Fulps of Cincinnati was apparently holding her Jesus figure close to her chest when she ran through a red light and collided with two other vehicles in a busy intersection.
"The air bag inflated and pushed the head of Jesus straight through her heart," said Tom Young, medical examiner at the scene of the accident. "If it wasn't for the plastic Jesus,
"Air bags have saved thousands of lives, but in this case it actually took a life, thanks to Jesus," said police officer Graham Pryor, first officer at the scene.
Robert Fulps, Darlene's father and devout Christian man said "It was just our daughter's time to go, and we can't question the actions of God. My daughter loved Jesus and worshipped Him, and I think she's probably talking to Him in heaven right now."
"We gave our daughter the dashboard Jesus for her birthday last year, and she really liked it," said
"We're just glad our daughter had Jesus in her heart when she died," said
Origins: Yet another bit of inventive fiction from Religion in the News has achieved
We discuss another of Willis' creations on this site, the Leap of Faith rapture story, which also features a dumb woman, religion, and vehicular death. (And no, we're not saying any more than that because it's too enjoyable a tale to want to spoil by telling too much of it.)
Barbara "I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car" Mikkelson
Last updated: 14 April 2011