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A Facebook user asked whether she could get a prenuptial agreement to protect her welfare benefits.


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U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld referred to France and Germany as the ‘Axis of Weasels.’


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Canadian comedian Rick Mercer offered a satirical “truly Canadian apology to the USA” on television.


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A Corona, California, man sued Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge for emotional distress after duct-taping his “privates.”


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A 1944 Reuters article describes a U.S. administration split over the decision whether to invade Europe.


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American servicemen buried in France caused an earthquake by “rolling over in their graves.”


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Steven Spielberg is planning to direct a film about the Crusades.


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Monty Python trouper John Cleese penned a satirical article about the formation of an “Axis of Just as Evil.”


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A 1945 Reuters article describes criticism of President Truman over a deteriorating security situation in occupied Germany.


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A California man is suing CBS, Janet Jackson, and Justin Timberlake over the breast-baring incident during halftime at Super Bowl XXXVIII.


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Donald Rumsfeld delivered a stinging rebuke to Senator Ted Kennedy during a Senate committee meeting.


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A 1944 article describes Republican calls for U.S. forces to be withdrawn from Europe.


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Study finds that persons of lower intelligence are more likely to support President George W. Bush.


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An Indiana Congressman is introducing legislation to change the name of Interstate 69.


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Monty Python member John Cleese penned a satirical piece announcing the revocation of America’s independence.


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The U.S. military is paying high school kids to sign up for future combat duty under a ‘pre-enlistment‘ program.


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A man committed suicide after inadvertently learning a plot point from a not-yet-released Harry Potter book.


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The MPAA is lobbying Congress to enact a law making unauthorized home theaters illegal.


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A 1986 diary entry by President Ronald Reagan described George W. Bush as a “shiftless ne’er-do-well.”


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Welfare queen decries New Orleans Section 8 housing.


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The NBA’s Doug Christie nearly choked to death when his wife refused to allow a female doctor to assist him.


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The Obama administration is planning to have military members pledge a loyalty oath directly to the President rather than to the Constitution.


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The U.S. Congress is considering passage of the “Americans with No Abilities Act.


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Firearm ownership will be severely limited for the elderly.


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The staff of snopes.com were arrested after a law enforcement raid.


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The Pittsburgh Steelers will be forced to surrender half their Super Bowl titles to less fortunate teams.


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Patients on life support died when a San Francisco hospital shut off all its power in observance of Earth Hour.


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President Obama issued an executive order apologizing to Great Britain for the Declaration of Independence.


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The job of President of the United States is being outsourced to India.


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The Obama administration is selling blueprints for the B-2 Stealth Bomber to China in exchange for debt relief.


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The Rev. Al Sharpton chides Tiger Woods for lack of racial diversity in the mistresses he chose.


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A bill signed by President Obama mistakenly ceded all of South Dakota to the Sioux.


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A global warming activist froze to death in Antarctica.


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The Obama administration is planning to launch an “America Scouts” youth program.


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Thailand donates 50,000 bottles of whitening skin cream to Haiti.


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Senator Chris Dodd opined that a 5% downpayment requirement “would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it.”


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Collection reproduces jokes about Democratic politicians by Don Rickles.


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TSA screener in Denver caught masturbating to images of airline travelers displayed on body scanner.


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An air traveler was arrested for ejaculating during a TSA patdown.


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A female mortuary worker was arrested after becoming pregnant by one of the corpses she was preparing for burial.


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President Obama visited his Chicago home and found it had been foreclosed upon and a new family had moved in.


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Video clip shows a woman discussing why California is the best state for obtaining public assistance benefits.


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Three animal rights activists went missing after protesting the use of leather at a motorcycle gang rally.


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Article reproduces Florida Congressman Allen West‘s comments about Black History Month.


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Pink Cross Publishing is about to publish a gay revision of the Bible.


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Actor Clint Eastwood narrated an anti-Obama “Halftime in America” spot.


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A commencement speech by the Commanding Officer of Fort Benning touched off riots that killed 11 people.


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Samsung paid off a $1.05 billion judgment awarded to Apple in a patent infringement lawsuit entirely in nickels.


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Bill Nye “blasted” Rep. Todd Akin for accusing him of “personally provoking Hurricane Isaac.”


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President Obama’s 19-year-old son appeared at the Democratic National Convention.


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Joe Biden has endorsed Mitt Romney for President.


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George W. Bush accidentally voted for Barack Obama in the 2012 presidential election.


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Uncounted military absentee ballots delivered after the voting deadline would have won the 2012 presidential election for Mitt Romney.


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Bill O’Reilly was arrested for assaulting a department store Santa.


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The Fox News Channel will be shutting down for routine maintenance on 21 January 2013.


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Ann Coulter refused to stay aboard an airplane piloted by a black woman.


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The U.S. Army has promoted accused Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan and awarded him the Legion of Merit.


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Rep. Paul Ryan refused to tip an elderly waiter at a Washington-area restaurant.


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A North Carolina couple put their 16-year-old daughter up for adoption after leaning she is gay.


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New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.


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NRA president Jim Porter said that “it’s only a matter of time before we can own colored people again.”


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Chris Brown pays Ariel Castro’s bail.


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Congresswoman Michele Bachmann announced she would leave Minnesota if the state legalized gay marriage.


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The Nobel Committee has asked President Obama to return his Nobel Peace Prize.


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Monsanto cucumbers were banned in Nova Scotia after a study found they caused genital baldness.


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President Obama issued an executive order granting himself a $100,000 pay raise.


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Pat Robertson said that disobedient wives should be spanked by their husbands.


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A food writer lapsed into a butter-induced coma after consuming 413 Red Lobster biscuits.


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Paula Deen has been hired to host a cooking show for Fox News.


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Paula Deen blamed “Jew executives” for her firing from the Food Network.


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President Obama told a group of college students not to celebrate the 4th of July.


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An open microphone caught President Obama making caustic comments about the 4th of July holiday.


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An ambush near Boston recently killed 72 National Guard troops.


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George Zimmerman is suing Trayvon Martin’s parents for their failure to control their son.


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George Zimmerman has won a Florida state lottery jackpot.


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NASA announced that the Curiosity Rover found a message from God on Mars.


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Arizona is implementing a mandatory school program to help homosexual children become straight.


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Video clip shows a U.S. Representative putting the “Homeland Terrorist Preparedness Bill” up for vote in Congress.


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A spoof of terrorist threat levels was written by English comic John Cleese.


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A Canadian youth soccer league has eliminated the use of a ball from all games and practices.


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Actor Mel Gibson‘s daughter has married a Jewish man.


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President Obama has pardoned and released all the prisoners being held at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp.


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The town of DeQuincy, Louisiana, has made twerking illegal.


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President Obama has suffered a “mental breakdown.”


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The FCC has classified Fox News as “satire” rather than a news source.


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President Obama has declared November 2013 to be National Muslim Appreciation Month.


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A new form of STD has been discovered among residents of the city of Portland, Oregon.


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The Apple iPhone 5s will share user fingerprint data with the FBI and the NSA.


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Senator Ted Cruz went into a shouting tirade after a Hooters restaurant refused to accept his government expense account credit card.


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President Obama is using his personal funds to keep the International Museum of Muslim Culture open during the government shutdown.


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Giant mutant killer hornets created by exposure to radiation from the Fukushima nuclear plant have killed several people in Nebraska.


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The Obama administration has proposed a 2,300-page “New Constitution.”


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Wyoming schools are implanting microchips in students.


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The federal insurance exchange web site accidentally entered thousands of people into a sex offender registry.


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Sarah Palin claimed in an interview that Jesus Christ celebrated Easter during his time on Earth.


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Michele Bachmann is calling for a ban on Halloween because “the holiday is based in Satanism.”


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Dearborn, Michigan, has become the first U.S. city to implement Sharia law.


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The U.S. government is opening gas stations to distribute free gasoline in poor neighborhoods.


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Chick-fil-A president Dan Cathy announced that the chain would oppose blacks as a marketing ploy.


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A school in Maryland required children to cross-dress for a “LGBTQ Appreciation Day” event.


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Texas has passed a law allowing incarcerated sex offenders to be used as subjects for medical experimentation.


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The Applebee’s restaurant chain was driven to bankruptcy after offering free alcohol on Veterans Day.


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The United States is returning the Statue of Liberty to France.


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The Bitstrips app is a trojan horse that gives the NSA secret access to personal user information.


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Sarah Palin said that “Thanksgiving is for real Americans and not Indians.”


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A 93-year-old woman shot and killed one of a group of thugs who were attempting to make her a knockout game victim.


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42 million people were killed over Thanksgiving weekend in violent incidents stemming from shoppers competing for “Black Friday” bargains.


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A woman killed three shoppers at a Chicago WalMart in order to snare that store’s last Xbox for herself.


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Kanye West proclaimed: “I am the next Nelson Mandela.”


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Pope Francis declared at the Third Vatican Council that “all religions are true.”


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Michael Jordan was robbed of his shoes at gunpoint during an in-store sneaker signing appearance.


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In March 2005, investigators discovered the corpse of Michael Jackson buried at his Neverland Ranch, more than four years before he was reported dead.


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Dozens of people died of marijuana overdoses on the first day of legalization in Colorado.


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President Obama issued an executive order to replace the U.S. flag with one of a more “progressive and diverse” design.


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A store in Colorado accepts food stamps towards the purchase of food items containing marijuana.


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A gigantic squid has washed ashore along the California coastline.


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Phillip Morris has announced the introduction of Marlboro M brand marijuana cigarettes.


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The “Affordable Golf Club Act” requires all U.S. residents to purchase a new set of golf clubs before April 2014.


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Blake Griffin smacked around Justin Bieber at a Hollywood Starbucks outlet.


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A 200-million-year old dinosaur egg recently hatched in a Berlin museum.


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George Zimmerman accidentally shot and killed himself while loading a gun.


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NASCAR champion Jeff Gordon announced that he is in a relationship with another male racecar driver.


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George Zimmerman sold his painting of Trayvon Martin for $30,000 at an online auction.


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The NCAA is investigating the use of “skill enhancing drugs” by the 2014 champion UConn Huskies men’s basketball team.


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Kansas legislators are considering a bill that would force the science show COSMOS off the air in that state.


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The Hobby Lobby chain fired an employee for divorcing her husband without company approval.


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Singer Patti Labelle was arrested after attacking Aretha Franklin at an Atlanta concert.


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Actor Leonardo DiCaprio will portray Martin Luther King in an upcoming film.


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New York Jets quarterback Michael Vick was attacked by a stray pitbull.


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Congress has introduced a bill requiring military veterans to inform their neighbors about their combat service.


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The American Psychiatric Association has classified the taking of ‘selfies‘ as a mental disorder.


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A Chinese coal miner was recently found alive in an abandoned mine 17 years after he had been trapped inside it by an earthquake.


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Barack Obama has announced that he is running for a third term as President.


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Sarah Palin said Malaysia Flight 370 may have disappeared “because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.”


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Scientists have discovered that solar panels drain the sun’s energy.


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A franchise owner has been granted permission to open a whites-only Arby’s restaurant in Florida.


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The Kenyan government has released “11 exclusive documents” suggesting that Barack Obama was born in that country.


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Charles Manson has been granted parole and will soon be released from prison.


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President Obama has signed a bill forgiving all student loans taken out within the last ten years.


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The FBI is investigating the possible rigging of the 2014 Super Bowl.


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A study recently revealed that one out of every three Americans has been implanted with an RFID microchip.


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President Obama has ordered the removal of the words ‘In God We Trust‘ from all U.S. currency.


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The state of Ohio has replaced lethal injection with a head-ripping machine as a form of execution.


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A Hobby Lobby store manager executed a gay employee by stoning.


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The Disciples of the New Dawn are a legitimate Facebook group.


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The government is making adult vaccination mandatory.