Example: [Collected via e-mail, September 2012]
Did anyone else know that Obama had a son?
News release, just in time for the election campaign!
The first family has turned more than a few heads at this week’s Democratic National Convention, where the president, as he greets delegates and waves to crowds of supporters, is often accompanied not only by his wife and two daughters, but also his rarely seen 19-year-old son, Luther.
The shy, slightly overweight teenager, who has lived his entire life with his mother in central Illinois, seldom appears in public with the president, with whom he has reportedly shared a somewhat distant and occasionally strained relationship.
“When I saw that kid with President Obama, I had no clue who he was,” said Georgia delegate Kathy Tyson, stating that the teen appeared to have difficulty sustaining eye contact with others and stood uncomfortably alongside his father when he shook hands with voters Thursday. “I guess he does kind of look like the president, though a bit shorter and stockier.”
[Rest of article here.]
Origins: In September 2012, news accounts made mention of the fact that Sasha and Malia Obama, the daughters of President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama, had made a rare campaign appearance with their father at the Democratic National Convention:
Sasha and Malia Obama sat with their mother, Michelle Obama, near the stage as the president addressed the convention and accepted his party's nomination for a second term. His daughters joined him on the stage after his speech, smiling and waving to the crowd as confetti fell.
Obama says he’s proud of his daughters and grateful they could see him speak. But he says he still expects them to go to school [tomorrow].
To mistake this item for a genuine news article, one would have to believe that not only did Barack Obama somehow manage to keep the fact that he had fathered an out-of-wedlock child with someone other than his current wife a secret for nearly the entirety of his first term despite the intensive worldwide scrutiny that has been focused on him ever since 2007, but that he then cavalierly gave away that secret by openly bringing his illegitimate son with him to the Democratic National Convention. And no one but The Onion found that story newsworthy enough to publish.
Last updated: 12 September 2012