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Claim: Notorious homophobe and Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps made a deathbed confession that he was gay.
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There are reports that Fred Phelps dying words is in fact the admission that he is Gay. Is this true?
Origins: On 17 March 2014, the National Report published an article saying that the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, Fred Phelps, had announced to family members gathered by his deathbed that he was gay:
The 84 year old founder of the notorious Westboro Baptist Church is barely clinging to life at a Midland hospice house in Topeka Kansas. The man who seemingly dedicated his entire life to tormenting homosexuals allegedly make a startling confession while at death’s door. He announced to a roomful of stunned family members that he was indeed, a homosexual.
"We were just all sitting there because grandpa said he wanted to tell us something really important", said Genevieve Phelps. Genevieve, along with several of her aunts and uncles sat huddled around the dying old man to hear him out. "He just looked at us all and smiled and said, I'm sorry. I'm gay. Our jaws just dropped, I mean… It doesn't make any sense. We're all just praying that this is somehow related to his illness or the medication he’s on. He's really delirious and half the time he's not making any sense at all. Regardless, it was very hard to hear after he spent his entire life fighting the scourge of homosexuality in the name of the Lord our God."
By the end of the day links and excerpts referencing this article were being circulated via social media,
with many of those who encountered it mistaking it for a genuine news item. However, the article was just a bit of political humor from the National Report spoofing the controversy over Westboro Baptist Church’s notorious homophobia. The National Report is a satirical web site that publishes outrageous fictional stories such as "IRS Plans to Target Leprechauns Next," "Boy Scouts Announce Boobs Merit Badge," and "New CDC Study Indicates Pets of Gay Couples Worse at Sports, Better at Fashion Than Pets of Straight Couples."
National Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within National Report are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental.
Another item, this one from The Duffel Blog, claimed Phelps would be buried in Arlington National Cemetery:
As war broke out in the Korean peninsula in 1950, then-21-year-old Phelps enlisted in the Army as a private, fighting in the Battles of Inchon and Unsan. Later joining the U.S. 1st Infantry Division as a combat replacement, Phelps distinguished himself in the liberation of Seoul with his battlefield heroics, earning him the Silver Star.
Following the war, Phelps transitioned from the active-duty Army to the Kansas National Guard, founding the Westboro Baptist Church in 1955 while continuing to serve until his retirement in 1970.
Although Phelps received an appointment to the United States Military Academy at West Point, he never attended and never served his country in uniform. This item is a spoof of the Westboro Baptist Church's practice of picketing the funerals of servicemen and women killed in action. The Duffel Blog specializes in military satire, publishing such stories as "Army Runs Out of Red Tape," "Navy Solves Budget Woes By Selling Ship Naming Rights, Launches USS Ford-150," and "Up-Armored Golf Carts Arrive at Bagram Country Club."
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