Example: [Collected via e-mail, May 2013]
But NEVER has my heart ached as it does now!
The crime I have committed by holding an umbrella shall follow me beyond the grave - of this I am sure!
The devil waits for me now - he senses the foulness of my soul, this sin that can never be forgotten.
I would ask that God forgive me, but for a Marine who has held an umbrella, that is impossible.
- Corp. Ignatius Enock, damned by God for following Obama's orders"
DID THIS MARINE COMMITT SUICIDE FOR HAVING TO HOLD AN UMBRELLA DURING AN OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE LAST WEEK IN THE RAIN?
If "President" Obama is willing to force Marines to disobey their dress code, how long before he's ordering them to fire on American citizens?
Origins: On 16 May 2013, President Barack Obama and Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan held a news conference outdoors in the White House's Rose Garden. During that event President Obama created something of a controversy when, after the sunny weather turned into a light but steady rain, he requested that a pair of Marines hold umbrellas to shield him
By the following week the item reproduced above began circulating, claiming that
This item was nothing more than bit of political japery, however: neither of the Marines famously pictured holding umbrellas that day was named "Ignatius Enock" or killed himself shortly afterwards.
Last updated: 20 May 2013
Milligan, Susan. "Using an Umbrella to Undermine the President." U.S.News & World Report. 20 May 2013. Superville, Darlene. "Media Shield Law? Marines Shield Obama from Rain." The Sacremnto Bee. 20 May 2013. Weiner, Rachel. "Even Obama's Umbrellas Are a Scandal Now." The Washington Post. 17 May 2013.