Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2002]
Thumbing through the J.C. Penney Christmas Catalog, I came across this horrific picture in the toys section.
This looks like the sort of toy that Norman Podhoretz or Bill Kristol would buy for their kids.
I was a pretty inventive kid. If I had had a younger sister I am confident I could have converted her Barbie Dream House and saved the $45.
You may want to tell J.C. Penney's how you feel about this atrocity. Their corporate office can be reached at 972-431-1000. Personally, I will be cutting my card in half and sending it with a letter to their corporate office at 6501 Legacy Drive Plano, TX 75024-3698.
I have also located similar products at two online toystores, eToys and KB Toys. Both companies are owned by KB Holdings, 2833 S. Jones Blvd., Suite 8, Las Vegas, NV 88102. Phone number 303-228-9000, fax number 303-226-8600.
Origins: To the dismay of some parents around the U.S., the "Forward Command Post" described above and pictured here is indeed a real toy that was offered in 2002 by
Forward Command Post
Take command of your soldiers from this fully outfitted battle zone.
Military Forward Command Post with Two 12" Military Action Figures
Over 2 feet tall when assembled, the Military Forward Command Post is a lifelike replica of a real battlefield headquarter. It's scaled for use with all
Why so much controversy over a such a toy when
An "antidote" toy was also available for purchase by concerned parents, however: the World Peace Keepers Battle Station (since replaced by the Military Life Playset).
Last updated: 22 January 2006