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Home --> Politics --> Humor --> Get Out of the Vote

Get Out of the Vote

Claim:   Election Day 2000 is being split across two separate days because of an anticipated heavy voter turnout.

Status:   False.

Example:   [Collected on the Internet, 2000]

Presidential Election Announcement

Due to an anticipated voter turnout much larger than originally expected, the polling facilities may not be able to handle the load all at once. Therefore,

Republicans and Independents are requested to vote on Tuesday, November 7.

The Democrats will vote on Wednesday, November 8.

Please pass this message along and help us to make sure that nobody gets left out and everything will run smoothly with this minor change.

Be sure to vote!!! Know where your voting place is near you!!

2000 Presidental Election Commission

Origins:   Oh boy, this one is almost as funny as those photocopied "rules" about employees only being allowed to use the bathroom on alternate days (depending upon the first letters of their last names) that popped up on workplace bulletin boards all over the country when an odd-even gas rationing scheme was instituted during the 1979 oil crisis. We'd like to think nobody is foolish enough to fall for something so obviously phony, but then we recall all the people who asked us whether the message about Billy the Burlap Boy was
genuine.

Unfortunately, this type of joke can have serious consequences. Obvious humor or not, some people are bound to believe it, and officials have started making grumbling noises about prosecutions for voter fraud. Secondly, if this message causes the election to end up being decided by only a few votes, we're all going to suffer through another eighty years of Ann Landers and Dear Abby running their error-laden "One Vote" columns over and over. I wouldn't want that responsibility on my conscience.

The old Chicago aphorism says to "vote early and vote often." The part about voting early, at least, is good advice. As in, make sure you show up at the polls on Tuesday, November 7, not some other day — no matter which party you're voting for.

Last updated:   31 October 2000

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