Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2005]
Such is the nature of the putative Yellow Pages ad for a flooring company displayed above, which is accompanied by an illustration of a woman holding a champagne glass that, when flipped upside-down and cropped in half horizontally, resembles an image of a woman with no lower undergarments touching herself in a strategically sensitive area.
Several clues might suggest that this image was something put together as a joke rather than a genuine Yellow Pages ad:
- The subject
matter — awoman holding a champagne glass — seeminglyhas nothing to do with the product or service being advertised, which is flooring. (As the graphic displayed at the bottom of this page indicates, the illustration may have originated with items commonly distributed in bars and restaurants, such as matchbooks or cocktail napkins.)
- The headline of the ad ("LAID BY THE BEST") is an obvious sexual double entendre.
- The phone number(s) listed appears
odd — 21 digitslong or two numbers of differing lengths. (This can actually be explained rationally, because in some parts of the world the different systems used for landline and mobile phones produced phone numbers with different numbers of digits.)
- The ad includes no address or other location information.
These types of images have a history of being circulated as copylore/faxlore as well, as demonstrated by this similar example from The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes:
The same image incorporated into the Yellow Pages ad displayed at the head of this page has also been used in other contexts, as exemplified by this reader-supplied scan of a matchbook obtained in a Geneva, Switzerland, bar circa 1990:
Another reader passed along an example of a genuine Yellow Pages ad (from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada) for a bar that makes use of this illustration:
Last updated: 7 January 2006
Pease, Allan. The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes. Chrysalis Books, 2001. ISBN 1-861-05449-1 (p. 417).