From: Tony <Kingsnake@snakebite.com>
Category: Sarcasm
Date: 28 Jan 2000
Time: 07:35:10
Remote Name: 136.182.2.221
Well, you figure with the Bears, Bulls, and Cubs, we're prime candidates for losing our minds. I figure an ice pick through the hand would be a cool pierecing.
Actually, if I give a second look would depend on where I'm at. If I were shopping at Water Tower Place (Bloomingdales, Lord & Taylor, etc), yeah, I would probably give a guy with a 4 inch turkey bone through his nose a second look. However, if I were at the Metro, or Excalibur, probably not. I *WOULD* make himm the butt of my jokes for the rest of the day, though, no matter where I saw him.
"Hey! Fred Flintstone!"
<Me imitating him> "My cat got into my coke stash, and...you know...I couldn't let it all go to waste."
<Me imitating him> "Man those ribs were good!"
<Me imitating him> "Do smell something? *I* smell something. It has kind of a...a boney smell."
<Me explaining to my wife> "Actually he's part of a central African tribe. As part of that tribe's culture, he has to prove he has become a man by enduring complete public humiliation."
<Me explaining to my wife) "He winds it up and is then able to fly like an airplane."
Tony "All of my pierecing have been unintentional" DiTola