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How do you titillate an ocelot?

From: bruce down under
Category: Urban legend
Date: 24 Jan 2000
Time: 20:43:03
Remote Name: 202.139.47.18

Comments

You oscillate its tit a lot.

Oldie but a goodie.

I really like cats (can't have one cause Mrs DU's skin erupts) but their propensity for getting in your face can be a bit much. Sounds like you've found a solution, though.

Bruce (Now I have a dog) down under

Last changed: January 24, 2000