From: pinqy
Category: Urban legend
Date: 24 Jan 2000
Time: 08:12:40
Remote Name: 146.142.39.139
Instead of sending the appropriate URLs, answer with "not true" and include a link to a completely unrelated urban legends debunking. If she asks why you sent those, reply that since she wasn't reading the debunkings at the relevant links, you figured it didn't matter what you replied with. And if she doesn't ask why, then you'll know for sure she's not reading or paying attention to anything you send, so you can freely delete unread all her emails.
pin"or whack her upside the head with a 2x4"qy