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Re: A fetish...

From: Starla
Category: Humor
Date: 07 Jan 2000
Time: 09:26:43
Remote Name: 207.177.9.87

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Uhm, farm boy, do i need to get a restraining order? I mean, out of all the people in the pool, you could actually drive to where i live in a short amount of time.

>>I have a fetish for long, dark hair<<

I do too... well, i haven't had mine cut for over a year. And until november, it had been long, brown, and liberally streaked with blonde. Rob seems to like it too...

>>Now if you try telling me that you have elegant feet with slightly high arches, I'm going to have to stalk you<<

In that case, i'm going to refrain from commenting even though i probably have nothing to worry about.

>>If only I'd known before starting the interstate boarder war<<

That's what you get for being from south dakota. :) I'm kidding... my point is that well, you never know who you're talking to and what weaponry they have, so you're better off just being nice. Now, how about that foot rub?

>>does your boyfriend ever comment on the smell or texture?<<

What? Smell and texture? I never said anything relating to my boyfriend about smell or texture!! Oh, wait... you're talking about my HAIR, aren't you! Yeesh, i feel silly now... but rob seems to be quite fond of my hair. He's going to freak out when i cut it super-short and dye it orange a la Annie Lennox in the video for "Sweet Dreams."

Star "Is it possible to get a restraining order for a message board?" la

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