Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2002]
In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he didn't think there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.
His answer was classic Schwartzkopf. He said, "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."
Origins: This pithy quote began circulating on the Internet in December 2001. This wasn't an actual statement made by General Norman Schwarzkopf, then quoted by someone present — despite the
However, in an odd instance of the tail wagging the dog, in 2003 the General is on record as repeating a close version of the words years earlier attributed to him. From his comments, it appears he liked the false quote enough to adapt it into an anti-bin Laden statement, especially in light of everyone thinking he'd already said it anyway.
From a transcript of the 8 February 2003 show of Meet The Press and in answer to a question presented by Tim Russert of NBC News:
GEN. SCHWARZKOPF: Well, I think it’s important only because the man on the street in the Middle East, you know, believes that he
As to where the saying might have come from or how it came to be tied to the General, this is likely a case of a saying's being stuffed into the mouth deemed most appropriate for it.
General Schwarzkopf retired in 1991. He no longer leads the U.S. Army; that job has fallen to others. The fellow in charge of operations in Afghanistan is General Tommy Franks.
A list of "quotes" circulated in December 2001 contained a slightly different version than the one falsely laid at Schwarzkopf's feet: "It's God's responsibility to judge Osama bin Laden. It is our responsibility to arrange the meeting." This was credited to "Semper Fi," an abbreviation of "Semper Fidelis," the motto of the U.S. Marine Corps. Other newsgroup posts from the same time period attribute the saying to "United States Marines."
After violence erupted between Israel and Hezbollah in the summer of 2006, this version of the fabricated quote began to travel from inbox to inbox:
The General said,
"I believe that forgiving Hizbollah is God's function. The Israeli's job is to arrange the meeting."
Likewise, America has always had a special fondness for its tough-talking generals. General George S. Patton Jr. was heard to say, "May God have mercy upon my enemies; they will need it."
In October 2001, a similar quote also (falsely) attributed to Stormin' Norman appeared on the Internet:
His reply: "Accommodate him."
Sightings:   In a 27 February 2002 The Australian article titled "Messenger Killed But Message Got Through," journalist Janet Albrechtsen used the fake Schwarzkopf quote to illustrate America's "we're coming to get you" stance.
Last updated: 2 August 2007
Russert, Tim.   "Interview with Madeleine Albright and Norman Schwarzkopf." Meet The Press. 8 February 2003.