Claim: The FDA busted Chipotle in the act of using cat and dog meat and is forcing the chain to close all locations.
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But why would Chilotle use dog and cat meat? FDA official Charles Wellington says "It makes sense for Chipotle to use dog and cat meat simply because it is much cheaper and easier to find than cow meat, many people love Chipotle dishes and don't even know they're eating dogs and cats because it's psychological, which Chipotle is aware of. As soon as people find out, they will all of a sudden think "wait, the meat did taste kind of weird sometimes", it's all placebo".
The FDA suspected the chain was using dog and cat meat when an FDA inspector stumbled upon multiple live dogs and cat, as well as dog and cat corpses in one Chipotle factory located in Denver. The FDA will soon force all Chipotle restaurants in the U.S. to prevent people from consuming dog and cat meat.
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