Example: Collected on the Internet, 1995
I heard about this woman who's husband told her he was leaving her for another woman. She was so hurt she decided to kill herself by jumping out the window. After he left, she gulped down a drink and then took a good run at the window.
Problem is, he was coming out of the building just as she was coming down. She landed square on him, killing him instantly. But because he broke her fall, all she had was a couple of bruises.
She got the apartment and his insurance.
- Who lands on whom and what prompts the dive changes from tale to tale. Sometimes it's a brokenhearted wife, and when it is, she lands on her husband or on both her errant hubby and his mistress. Sometimes the male half of the couple does the jumping, and in those cases he splats his cheating wife. The jumper can also be a recently-fired man who wipes out the boss who canned him. No matter whom the story is told about, the ending is the same: the one trying to off himself survives, while the one responsible for the jumper's despondency is killed.
PRAGUE — Vera Czernak jumped out of her third-story window when she learned her husband had betrayed her.
Mrs. Czernak is recovering in hospital after landing on her husband, who was killed, the newspaper Vecerni Pravha reported today.
Barbara "land of hope and glory" Mikkelson
Sightings: Early in the 1998 film Living Out Loud, Holly Hunter's character daydreams that she's watching a newscast report about her attempted suicide. In that account, she wipes out not only the errant husband, but also the new woman in his life. Holly, of course, walks away unscathed.
Last updated: 23 July 2013
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Also told in:
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