Example: [Collected via e-mail, March 2008]
Origins: While it's impossible to date the first appearance of this story of a jilted woman's retaliation via making a lawn of her former lover's home, we note that it's been kicking around since at least the 1980s, when the spreading of "health-food seeds" throughout the intended victim's apartment, then watering the whole place down before forever closing the door behind the now
This is a typical "woman strikes back" tale, with the act of getting even taking place not in a direct, face-to-face manner, but when the party being punished is not present. He himself is not subjected to the woman's wrath, but rather his things are, as she chooses to wreak financial havoc upon his possessions rather than physical havoc upon his person. Legends such as these (see The $50 Porsche for another example) feature clever method of causing financial loss without having to do so in front of the one being harmed.
Sometimes the tale is rendered absent the male/female dynamic and presented as an "avenging roommate" story:
This could be UL city, but I've read it in a few places that had the stinky air of legitimacy about them. At
Rooms are 2 people/room, and carpeted. Legend has it that one person was moving out of Lander before Spring Quarter started, and hated his or her roommate sufficient to seek a little revenge. The departing roommate spread water and grass seed over the room's carpet before after the returning roommate had left for break. The returning roommate returned to a nice young lawn in his/her room. Harder to extract than a moldy loaf of bread, but it a lot of ways more tolerable to keep around.
Once the target has left town you and your associates gain access to his room, accompanied by one or two wheelbarrows full of topsoil, a bag of grass seed and
Don't forget to leave the window shades up. You want to ensure the best possible lighting. If you think it's necessary, go ahead and put some grow lights in the room. There's no sense in taking chances with new seed. You may also want to support your efforts by including one of those
Upkeep of the garden simply requires that you come back every couple of days to make sure the grass has enough water. With any luck, your target should return to a carpet of lush green grass about three or four inches high. Do not, as a wry joke, leave your target a set of grass trimmers. He may very well stab you with them.
Barbara "seeds of discontent" Mikkelson
Last updated: 11 June 2013
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