Scorned Lovers Avenged

Urban legends about revenge obtained by scorned lovers.

If love is an art, then so is the practice of finding devious ways to strike back at those who have betrayed us in love.

White bullet Cast-off lover makes long-distance call from boyfriend's phone and leaves it off the hook.

White bullet Bride cancels wedding after announcing that the groom slept with the maid of honor.*

White bullet Jealous husband fills car of wife's suspected lover with concrete.

White bullet Wife traps husband and his mistress in the back of a recreational vehicle.

White bullet Wife sells husband's sports car for $50 after he runs off with a younger woman.

White bullet Jilted woman sews shrimp into hems of curtains in lover's home.

White bullet Abandoned wife throws herself out a window and lands on her husband.

White bullet Abandoned wife receives diet ad emblazoned with "Try it!" post-it note and is inspired to kill the husband's new girlfriend, who she believes sent it to her.

Yellow bullet A woman gets back at a man who sent her a brush-off e-mail by circulating his note on the Internet.

Green bullet Man lists wedding gown on eBay via a hilarious offer of sale that includes photos of him posing in the dress.

Yellow bullet Man invoices his date for half the cost of dinner when she renegs on an agreement to go out with him again.

Red bullet Woman named Emily takes revenge on her cheating husband by advertising his infidelities on a billboard.

Yellow bullet A deceived woman exacts revenge on her married lover by slipping his wedding ring onto his penis.

White bullet Gal who demands her photo back receives box of pictures and instructions to pick hers out then return the rest.

White bullet Jilted woman spreads grass seed in former swain's apartment.

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