Few engagements in the world of romance are as precarious as a first date. "You never get a second chance to make a first impression," the adage says, and so we desperately strive to ensure that everything goes perfectly during that initial encounter. But sometimes things are a little less than perfect
— disastrously so, in fact.
Young lady on a date farts in private, only to find out it wasn't quite so private.
Young man discovers pharmacist who sold him condoms is his date's father.*
Young man on a date messes his pants, buys new pants, throws old pants away, then discovers his shopping bag contains a sweater instead of pants.
A girl freezes her naked ass to her date's car on their first (and last) date.
Young woman on a date who is too timid to ask where the toilet is meets with disastrous results.
Student returning to dorm room naked is surprised by his girlfriend and her parents.*
Socially inept fellow's attempt to divert attention from himself backfires.
Fellow having dinner with his fiancée's parents zips the edge of the tablecloth into his pants by mistake.
Fellow staying overnight drinks his girlfriend's contact lenses that were left in a glass of water by the bed.
E-mailed synopsis of date reveals unsavory aspects of reviewer's personality.
Careless e-mail forward reveals embarrassing dating details.
Gal who advertises on Craigslist for a rich husband receives advice from potential life partner.
January is the "break up" month.