Few engagements in the world of romance are as precarious as a first date. “You never get a second chance to make a first impression,” the adage says, and so we desperately strive to ensure that everything goes perfectly during that initial encounter. But sometimes things are a little less than perfect — disastrously so, in fact.




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Young lady on a date farts in private, only to find out it wasn’t quite so private.


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Young man discovers pharmacist who sold him condoms is his date’s father.*


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Young man on a date messes his pants, buys new pants, throws old pants away, then discovers his shopping bag contains a sweater instead of pants.


Red bullet
A girl freezes her naked ass to her date’s car on their first (and last) date.


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Young woman on a date who is too timid to ask where the toilet is meets with disastrous results.


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Student returning to dorm room naked is surprised by his girlfriend and her parents.*


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Socially inept fellow’s attempt to divert attention from himself backfires.


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Fellow having dinner with his fiancée’s parents zips the edge of the tablecloth into his pants by mistake.


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Fellow staying overnight drinks his girlfriend’s contact lenses that were left in a glass of water by the bed.


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E-mailed synopsis of date reveals unsavory aspects of reviewer’s personality.


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Careless e-mail forward reveals embarrassing dating details.


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Gal who advertises on Craigslist for a rich husband receives advice from potential life partner.


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January is the “break up” month.

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