The fact is, man is an etymologizing animal. He abhors the vacuum of an unmeaning word. If it seems lifeless, he reads a new soul into it, and often, like an unskillful necromancer, spirits the wrong soul into the wrong body.

The Reverend A. Smythe Palmer, Folk-Etymology, 1890

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The term hot dog was coined in the early 1900s by a cartoonist who couldn’t spell “dachshund.”

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A choice cut of beef taken from the upper hindquarter (i.e., the loin) of a cow is called sirloin because an English king was once so delighted with his meal that he knighted the meat, dubbing it “Sir Loin.”

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Pumpernickel bread is so named because a Frenchman derisively declared it was fit only for his horse, Nicol. (“C’est du pain pour Nicol.”)

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Brass monkeys were small brass plates used to hold cannonballs on the decks of sailing ships.

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The word gringo comes from Mexicans’ overhearing American soldiers sing the song “Green Grow the Lilacs” during the Mexican-American War.

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420 entered drug parlance as a term signifying the time to light up a joint.

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The term 86 (get rid of someone or something) entered the language as part of a restaurant code.

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