Example: [Collected via e-mail, November 2005]
This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of North Dakota state after the storm.
Amusing, if it were not so true...
Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic
George Bush did not come....
FEMA staged nothing....
No one howled for the government...
No one even uttered an expletive on TV...
Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.....
No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House....
No one looted....
Phil Cantori of the Weather Channel did not come....
And Geraldo Rivera did not move in.
Nope, we just melted snow for water, sent out caravans to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars, fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Aladdin lamps, and put on an extra layer of clothes because up here it is 'work or die'. We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks.
Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never fallen this early...we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.
"In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about
- E-mailed versions circulated in
November 2006changed the location of the blizzard-stricken community from somewhere in North Dakota to Marquette, Michigan, and attributed the article to The Mining Journal News of that city. While that paper exists, it didn't publish the piece.
- December 2006 versions of this item changed the setting to Colorado, reflecting the back-to-back snowstorms that paralyzed portions of the state during the 2006 holiday season and twice shut down Denver International Airport. (Many of those versions falsely asserted the item came from The Denver Post.) In the wake of those storms, Colorado requested assistance from FEMA to help ranchers recover their livelihoods.
- A June 2008 version changed the locale to Cedar Rapids, Iowa, one of the many Midwestern towns and cities hit by severe flooding that month.
- A December 2009 variant restored the Michigan version and added several anachronistic photographs of snowdrifts which were actually taken well before Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf Coast in
In Dickinson, North Dakota, snowplows led emergency vehicles that were used to deliver fuel to a nursing home and to the Police Department to run generators during a power outage.
Sam Walker, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Bismarck, North Dakota, said of the storm: "It is, on our records, probably one of the earliest ones, as far as our recorded history goes, in 126,
The e-mail makes the claim of the snowbound Dakotans that "No one howled for the government." Yet in a
Midwesterners hit by this storm appear to have overcome their short-lived catastrophe without federal assistance (although as of
Barbara "one can shovel snow, but one cannot shovel water" Mikkelson
Last updated: 11 January 2010
Nicholson, Blake. "Winter Storm Socks North Dakota; National Guard Helping Drivers." Associated Press. 5 October 2005. Truong, Thanh. "Ranchers Hoping for Help from FEMA May Be Waiting in Vain." KUSA-TV [Denver]. 8 January 2007.