Example: [Collected on the Internet, June 2007]
LOS ANGELES, CA — Paris Hilton who not more than four hours earlier was physically removed from a courtroom, has been stabbed multiple times.
Although no official statement has been released, unnamed sources from within the Lynwood medical ward tell CNN that Paris received two wounds to the chest, one to the back, one to the throat and three to the abdomen. Although her condition has been stabilized, surgeons are pessimistic about a full recovery. Their main concern being that the puncture to her back may have severely damaged her spinal cord.
This all comes only hours after Paris was dragged back to a Lynwood jail to serve out the remainder of her sentence. The woman in custody for the stabbing claims that she was being verbally assaulted by the heiress. The weapon used in the stabbing was a shank made from grinded down metal ruler.
"She probably had it coming." A guard said under the conditions of anonymity, "The moment she got was checked back in she was yelling at everyone. She called me a country bumpkin and I was born and raised in
While some speculate as to how an inmate was permitted to obtain such a close proximity to Paris, others wonder if this will effect her singing career.
A similar mock news article proclaimed Paris Hilton was dead, a possible suicide.
Last updated: 10 June 2007