Madonna's interview with a Hungarian newspaper was mistranslated back into English.
The instructions for Tounge of Frog.
A foreign restaurant garbles a menu as only non-English speakers can.
A foreign airline garbles instructions on a ticket as only non-English speakers can.
Disgruntled Random House employee sneaks unusual definition of 'mutton' into the publisher's 1999 dictionary.
The English language is difficult enough for those of us who learned it as our native language. In the hands of an inexperienced practitioner, it can produce some truly risible results.